Kay Dee

Kay Dee wants to be a vampire – but only because she fancies that fella Robert Pattison from the Twilight movies. I can’t see it myself but whatevs. I’ll still help her try out for a part in the next movie. I mean, her acting can’t be any more wooden than Kristen Stewart, right? And if it is, they should just use her as a wooden stake. That way, she might get to poke Robert Pattison after all.

Kay Dee drinks vodka and seven, if you’re asking. And if you’re not, she’ll be curled up at home watching Desperate Housewives when she’s not making videos for her youTube channel.