Contact

I don’t like being touched by the general public, but sometimes even the common people need to make contact with me. Here’s how.

You can either email me using this contact form or send me a message through my various Social Media profiles (links are at the bottom of the page). Don’t use facebook. That’s deader than Bebo, pet!

Drop me an email
Let me know your reason for contacting me here.
Try to not lose my interest with your bad grammar and boring life. The more information you give, the easier it is to respond.
Check that it is correct. You do want a response, right?!