Wanna get your hands on my tidy little booty? Well, get yer ass down to Bingo in The George on Sunday where you could win my massive snowball that is now worth €1500. You could also go home with a rather fine looking man-dog-pig-woman, if you’re in the market for one. That’s what they call a win-win situation. Don’t they? There are other prizes too – including a guaranteed cash payouts, booze and stuff I found around my Grandma’s house. If you’re not in, you can’t win-win!