Since I came to fame by winning the ultimate pageant, the Alternative Miss Ireland, the standards for beauty contestants have really dropped. These days you don’t even need to have a brain to be a beautiful person. You just need to have a low threshold when it comes to humiliating yourself.
We all know that Wonder Woman was involved in the fight against Hitler in World War 2… What? We didn’t all know that? Who is/was your History teacher?
Where do we come from? And how important is it that we find out? In this animation (which was some overtalented dude’s college project), a character wanders though the woods until he comes across a sign that will help him discover where he belongs.
Some clever spark has designed a children’s book, complete with cutsey illustrations, based on Space Oddity, the clasic David Bowie song. The song lyrics become the actual story… You know, the song about Major Tom, who gets launched into space only to have something horrible happen.
Are you bored of playing computer games where you drive fast cars and murder hapless hookers? Do you want to get deep and meaningful while you play a strategy game online? Perhaps you are also fixated about death, how you’re going to die* and what happens after you do**? If so, you might consider seeking professional help.
Aren’t nerds awesome? First, they think up stuff like The Wheel and Bronze. Next thing you know, they’re inventing The Steam Engine and causing an industrial revolution. Roll on the 2oth century and the nerds are inventing lightbulbs that make everyone’s life brighter- except perhaps for blind people – and the telephone, which makes everyone’s life a bit chattier- except perhaps for deaf people.