So it looks like I have caught my first cold of Winter 2006. I am feeling really snotty and it ain’t nice. Just in time for Halloween too. Ain’t nobody gonna want to bob for apples after me, so I guess I win by forfeit!
Also winning by forfeit is Panti because that byatch is the only one who bothered to rehearse – again!!!! This time it was for the Dublin City Marathon – and before you laugh she’s doing it in FULL man-drag. (She’s just looking for attention!) Although I can see her point! This city isn’t ready yet to see that ass of hers undulating through it – in nothing but a pair of skimpy knickers!(Although I think you call thems Snickers in a Marathon – boom! boom!) She is collecting donations for her chosen charity Belong2 – so save a gay kid and contribute!
Miss P will be sharing the stage with me on Sunday as we ease ourselves into another drag winter. Embracing the winter cold with us will be Imperia, Queen of Spain and her spanish legions of Marys. We also have Davina Devine (cured at last) and the reigning Alternative Miss Ireland, Funtime Gustavo.
Sounds like fun to me!